Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup
The thing I put here felt too long, so it became a special flower with its own page. Talk to me if you wanna talk. Don't if you don't. Enjoy life. Fuck shit up. Eat your greens. Puns are almighty, bow down to their power. Be our guest. Well, be my guest actually as there's only one of me (we don't talk about the clone shh). Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. This is too long as well now. Fuck. I just want Marco back alive again.
P.S. If ya wanna tag me in anything, I follow the tag #strange marmalade
P.P.S. You ARE the hottest chicken in the kebab shop, so don't let anyone tell you anything different.
My preferred pronouns can change from day to day, but generally they/theirs/them pronouns work. If you're looking for something more specific, you'll find my pronouns on the bio-page of my blog.